Friday, March 10, 2006

Wah Lao! because of my leg, i nvr go for the energy saving course... Wah lao!!! just becos of my leg, which one wednesday i fell. i cock-eye, nvr see the pillar then......BANG! i fell... skidded 1 meter and the next moment, blood was out!!! Unfair!!!! i can actually be chosen!!!! i am the best cadet of the month! PISSED off am i! bt anywae.... i tell a jokeLawyer LawyerOne afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along", the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man then said in a pitiful voice, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task , even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost one metre high!"that all...be careful next time not to fall.... or u land uo like me!!!! *sigh*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sighing off,Randolph(This should be yesterday's bt i forgot my pass) hehe